Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.

laziestgittoeverstepinconverse:
He is the sweetest person ever
#i can imagine the directors being like#’tom stop doing that you’re getting your costume dirty’#and he’d be all like#’i do not know of this tom you speak of’#’i only respond to loki’#’also i’m dead’
OMG this is.. PRECIOUS.
AWW
laziestgittoeverstepinconverse:
COULSON
COULSON
COULSON DAMMIT!
KSHFLKSHFNSHDLHSD I also like the fact Tony’s eating a burger.





